Study: Americans Get Majority Of Exercise While Drunk Video
Over 75% of an average American's exercise now comes from drunkenly dancing, stealing street signs, and carrying home passed-out friends.
this is actually ...
this is actually truth, only some onion videos are exaggerations of the truth, and even then it? is still pretty much true.
Alcohol causes? ...
Alcohol causes? blood rush that's why people tend to keep moving when drunk.
my sociology ...
my sociology professor at LSU started the class out with this video today.... EPIC haha made my whole? week
wow... they want? ...
wow... they want? to give alcohol to little kids...???
@uwlwsrpm Actually, ...
@uwlwsrpm Actually, the BBC did report the deaths from? contaminated cantaloupe in Colorado.
Same with? sex. ...
Same with? sex. It's like it goes on forever because you can barely feel a goddamned thing.
I don't get the ...
I don't get the outrage. Most of the news reported by a network comes from their own country. If twelve people? died in the US, do you think news networks in Russia, France, or Brazil would cover it? Don't think so.
@F3FisGoodforYou ...
@F3FisGoodforYou ugh doesnt that? just p**s you off
1:30 could you ...
1:30 could you imagine the quantity of trash? all those kids meal create.. even the apple is in a plastic box... this is ridiculous.. and all those plastic container are made with oil...
Hey whatta? yanno ...
Hey whatta? yanno america aint so different to Ireland
Sadly, this is ...
Sadly, this is probably? partially true
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@Firezale1 Remember? when you couldn't thumps up things
@Firezale1 Remember ...
@Firezale1 Remember when you could? watch a video without having to sit through? a? commercial? its a f**king free site
Remember??? when? the users controlled the site and now corporations user contolled users have no vested interest in youtube it is and has been a corp'?
and this? is why I ...
and this? is why I love america
Seriously thought ...
Seriously thought this was real up until the pie Chart. ? "Walking to some guy's house to smoke pot" Brilliant !
I don't know what's ...
I don't know what's funnier... The actual video or? the retards who insult Americans and think that this is real.
k..soo... i'm drunk ...
k..soo... i'm drunk now.. and damn, it is me.. or this s**t makes more? sense than my booze mode can agree... ahm, is it true? xd
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LOL!?
Hahahah ! Honestly ...
Hahahah ! Honestly this could? work for americans, or make them run on a treadmill while waiting in a queue for food !
Remember when you ...
Remember when you could? watch a video without having to sit through? a commercial?
Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO
Remember? when all the info was to the right of the video?
Remember you could?? rate? a video 1-5 stars?
Remember the? famous yellow? subscribe button?
Remember???? when? the users controlled the site and now corporations?
Post this in every video and? lets start a youtube? revolution!
Thumbs up to? keep at the top of? the page!
Screw? you, Doc! ...
Screw? you, Doc! Drinking is good for me!
this actually? ...
this actually? isn't that unbelievable.
@jiggyy? really? ...
@jiggyy? really? beacause its the highest ratet video
@jiggyy yeahh dude, ...
@jiggyy yeahh dude, construction signs are much? heavier than they look!
me and my friend ...
me and my friend were walking home drunk one night and we stole at least 10? heavy duty construction signs & street signs. it was probably the best upper body work-out i've done in the last 2 years
this is a? joke ...
this is a? joke right?
feminist groups ...
feminist groups speak out against hollywood? depicting women as dependent on man's sperm to have a baby
the onion thinks of everything
This is The Onion's ...
This is The Onion's most underrated? video.
